Monday, August 8, 2011

things i have caught myself saying.. to my kids...

*Just because you have a cape doesn't mean you can really fly*

Stop right there.. Mater does not need to drive in the chocolate cake.

* Thanks for trying to help, but you just put salt in my coffee.*

The dog doesnt need to be painted

*IF your going to write/draw/color/paint on the walls dont do it in front of me*

We dont touch ourselves like that around other people.

*Please dont pee in the neighbors yard!!*

Mommy's car doesnt want to be painted with the rainbow.

*Next time when you want to surprise me with washing the dishes, can you use soap?*

Oh course I still love you even though your face is green and purple.

*No, that cat doesn't like to hide in the dryer with Blankie.* (no animals were harmed).

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